New shit that you should pay attention to:

- Brad Neely is an awesome human being. He's the baby of cakes. Watch all his videos and send him money: [link]

- I fucking hate giraffes. I mean, not really. But yeah, I do. Fuckin' longhorses are packed to the gills with shitty memories, and for fucks sake, they're popping up everywhere: [link] ! I just want to live my life you bastards. Go back to Africa!

- I want to know if those beetles I found were dung beetles or not. I know they're not scarabs, because this isn't Egypt...but I've said that before, and I've been wrong. I'm not good with geographies.

- Glenn Beck goes deathmetal: [link]

- I rewrote Syphilis. It takes a lot more from the real-life symptoms of the disease.

- I almost ate an entire Chipotle burrito. Oh your god.

- In the past week, I've watched just about every talk that Kevin Smith has ever given. That man can tell a fuckin' story. You should watch them all. In chronological order. Seriously, it's a real investment in time, but it's absolutely worth it. He is a wonderful storyteller.

- If you're a young girl, if you have curly hair, or any of that cute stuff, you probably don't belong on this website. It's not your place. But since you showed some serious sack in arriving to this domain, I'll reward you. Here: [link]

Use it wisely. Now back to your previous information.


In times like these, I can always fall back on the last words of someone close to my heart...: "Por favor, señor, quiero ir. Yo no quiero morir. Por favor, desátame."

Such a lovely sound.

I sure am glad I have a premium subscription that lets me see who has been visiting my site. And all the other cool shit that comes with it. But it's always good to see who visits.

I miss my old friends from high school. At least some of them. Some of them can very well stay in the past. I don't need HIV.

I'll be performing some new poetry at a contest for cash next Thursday. It's July 16th, 5-7 PM at Mcfosters Natural Kind Cafe, 302 S. 38th Street. But you already knew that. Tell your friends.

Ali, Sydney and Maddie are all out of town either now or soon! It sucks.

But I'm going to go do drugs and self mutilate.

I'm watching you.

Winslow.